There are so many things wrong with soccer (don’t get me started) but one thing that they have right over our football is sideline reporters. While the NFL’s sidelines are filled with “land mines” like Michelle Tafoya and Suzy Kolber, soccer is rolling out legit 10’s like Ines Sainz. Ines is the Brazilian bombshell who is solely responsible for me giving a shit about this pansy sport. Someone at ESPN or ABC make a great executive decision and get this girl. Who cares if she can’t speak English? I mean Suzy Kolber hasn’t done anything of relevance since Joe Namath tried making out with her on the sidelines.
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