Posts Tagged ‘Ines Sainz’

Ines Sainz Pictures: The Google Gods Smile On FWG NFL

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

You may have noticed a slowing in the load time of FWGNFL (okay, let’s be honest you didn’t notice, did you?) Well that would be because the pictures we loaded of Ines Sainz in our preview post.   Now, my opinion on Ines-Sainz-Gate, its pretty clear cut.  If I’d have been accused of sexual harassment every time a coach over through a ball in order to increase my chances of having apost-practice/post-game date, then I’d have led a very lonely, very dance-team-free collegiate career.

I’m not saying it’s “right” (I have sisters too, people….and a Mom) but I’m saying that football is a game for men, played by kids.  The level of athletic ability one demonstrates on an NFL playing field is inversely proportional to said athlete’s maturity level (this also includes position coaches who are former players).  So, you see it is science.

The inverse ratio of athleticism to maturity, when presented with a butt that just doesn’t quit =

A Reason to Watch Soccer…Actually the ONLY Reason

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

There are so many things wrong with soccer (don’t get me started) but one thing that they have right over our football is sideline reporters.    While the NFL’s sidelines are filled with “land mines” like Michelle Tafoya and Suzy Kolber, soccer is rolling out legit 10’s like Ines Sainz.  Ines is the Brazilian bombshell who is solely responsible for me giving a shit about this pansy sport.  Someone at ESPN or ABC make a great executive decision and get this girl. Who cares if she can’t speak English?  I mean Suzy Kolber hasn’t done anything of relevance since Joe Namath tried making out with her on the sidelines.