Everybody knows that Pro athletes in all sports magically train extra hard (or juice) for their contract years so they can get P-A-I-D.  These are the Top 5 Fantasy Players on contract years that are set to blow up in 2010 to make sure their teams “Make it Rain” like PacMan.  It has been a while since PacMan, the man who truly made “making it rain” famous, has been in the news.  So in case you forgot just how hilarious what he did is, here are also the Top 5 worst PacMan Jones moments.

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1) Randy Moss – Randy Moss is 33.  Even though Randy has had an amazing career and is a 1st ballot hall of famer, this is probably his last real shot to get paid.  Since catching 23 TDs in 2007 many people have said that the Reverend has lost a step, and while his fantasy production has been solid it is nowhere near his top performance.  Not paying older players in all sports is the norm now and Randy needs a huge season to get paid top dollar.

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1) Best night of all time at a strip club – Going to a strip club with PacMan, in his prime, must be like getting to talk basketball with Jordan or golf (and/or women) with Tiger.  In case you forgot, this man went to a bank, withdrew $81,000 in singles and dropped them from the ceiling of a strip club.  If he stopped there it would be the funniest thing anyone has ever done, but PacMan didn’t.  He then claimed he wanted it all back because it was only for effect.  He proceeded to grab strippers by the head and smash their faces into the stage and then have his boys come back and shoot up the place.  (Dave Chapelle, please come back to make this skit.)

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2) DeAngelo Williams – DeAngelo won a ton of people fantasy championships with his incredible performance down the stretch in 2008.  He did have a drop off last year and the presence of Jonathan Stewart does hurt his value.  Keep in mind that he still had a great year last year despite being banged up and this year he needs a huge year to get paid. If he plays like 2008 the Panthers will find a way to keep Jonathan Stewart off the field.

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2) Nightclub 2006 - PacMan got thrown out of and then promptly arrested after partying at two nightclubs in 2006.  The best part is that he did the same thing in both clubs.  What you ask?  Spitting in girls’ faces…CLASSY!

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3) Tom Brady -.  TB loves the spotlight and has a hot model wife who is definitely not a cheap date.  The Pats also have to keep him and have a long standing history of being cheap.  Don’t expect 50 TDs but look for Tom to put up big numbers and force Mr. Kraft’s fat hand to sign his BIG check.

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3) Let’s Get High – PacMan got caught with pot in 2006 and arrested.  The funny part is that he openly bragged that it was no big deal, not because he was going to stop or because he had it under control.  Rather he claimed openly that he knew how to beat the NFL drug test and would not get caught.

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4) Steve Smith (Panthers) – Steve Smith has been a consistent fantasy player but really is more hype than anything else and is already a little banged up.  That being said, he really isn’t that old for a WR at 30 and if he has a monster year he could land a big deal either with the Panthers or with a contender looking to upgrade or add a piece.

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4) V.I.P. - In 2005, after a charity event, Adam Jones was told that he had to wait while the valet pulled up his car.  Really, that’s all they told him.  His reaction?  PacMan verbally assaults the valets for making him wait and then refuses to tip the guy that brought up his car.  That’s right – he dropped $81K from he ceiling of a strip club but couldn’t tip this guy 2 bucks.

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5) Cedric Benson – A lot of people are down on Ced-Ben despite a big year last year, I am not.   He really needs to come through to get a big pay day and he is surrounded by a solid offense.  Also, he needs this cash not to make it rain, but to pay all his lawyer fees.

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5) Protect Yo-self – PacMan got into a fight in a bar in 2008 … the funny part is the fight was with his own bodyguard.  You can’t make this shit up!