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The Freak Jr. meets Tom Cruise?

Jay: The Titans need a defensive end. They couldn’t get any pressure on opposing QB’s all year long. Remember back to the must win game on Christmas eve, when the Chargers line looked they were playing against a bunch of high schoolers. Yeah, that was embarrassing. I know they signed Jason Babin. Sorry I just wasted your time with that last sentence. I like Tennessee to pick DE from Florida Carlos Dunlap. Think…Freak Jr. I know he has had some off the field issues, but he is an amazing athlete. I think he has what it takes to play at this level and without his DUI, Dunlap may have been a top 10 pick. (and he still might because nothing says Oakland like a Freak athlete who has problems) Seriously though, he can learn the NFL ropes under Kearse and help out that weak-ass Tennessee D-Line.

Will: Tenn. Titans Round 1; Pick 16- DE Jason Pierre-Paul, South Florida

I have two words for you Jay; Jamaal Anderson (the joke of a DE, not the Dirty Bird). Expect the same level of wasted physical stature and ability with Dunlap. Dunlap was busted for a DUI the week before the SEC Championship game (obviously a team player) and has the intensity and motor of a Hello-Kitty Big Girls Kite set. The Titans have a solid group of young d-lineman but need an F-14 Tomcat of a pass rusher flown by Tom Cruise after he finishes snorting half a kilo of Columbian Bam-bam while trying to rip the succubus out of Oprah’s body again.

Pierre-Paul is raw, but with Fischer and the former Freak, Javon Kearse, there to tutor him, this guy will become one of the most dynamic defensive playmakers in the league.  Forget the backflip bonanza at the combine, and watch this guy get after it every single down. His pass rushing abilities will immediately improve the Titans 31st ranked pass defense. He will punish QB’s from their blind side and his speed tailing the weak side ground game will force teams to run at him. With some coaching and improved strength, Pierre-Paul will quickly be able to take on the double team at the point of attack, opening up things for the rest of the very athletic guys in that front 7. The only double Dunlop would take down for his teammates is in shot glass.

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