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THHHHHEEEEE BILLS WIN!!!

Monday, November 15th, 2010

It only took ten weeks and a visit from the Detroit Lions to secure the first win for the Bills. Fred Jackson led the way with a monster game (133 RU yds and 2 TDs) and a solid defensive effort to solidify the win. It was pure pandemonium at Ralph Wilson Stadium; with the crowd rushing the field to tear down goal posts, fireworks going off and even Ryan Fitzpatrick telling the camera man “he’s going to Disneyworld!” …Actually none of this really happened, but it should’ve. No fan in the NFL has been through more heart ache then a Buffalo Bill fan; from having to endure Scott Norwood’s wide right kick, to losing FOUR Super Bowls in a ROW, to the “Music City Miracle” and even having to look at Mark Kelso’s retarded helmet for all those years.

Which bring me to Mark Miller, the man who I feel personifies ALL Bill fans. Here’s a video of Mark days before the Bills played the Cowboys. He was a little excited for this game, but I wonder how he felt after yesterday’s game. If anyone knows Mark please have him contact me, I would love to setup an exclusive interview.

TROY POLAMALU GETS HIS HAIR DID!

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Good thing Troy’s hair is insured by Head & Shoulders , because Domata Peko might have knocked it off with this hit.  Peko’s hair might soon have Head & Shoulders knocking on his door too. 

 

Week 6 Boom or BUST?

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Sorry about the slacking with 40oz postings, but we’ve been on a real bender of late.  Here som helpful insight for Week 6

Booms: 

Phillip Rivers QB (San Diego): they have channeled their inner Air Coryell Offense in San Diego and lit the world on fire this season. Rivers is coming off two career weeks and I do not see him slowing down. Watch for him to air the ball out this week against an overachieving defense in St. Louis. Rivers is the man to lead them to victory now with a diminished running game in San Diego.

Ronnie Brown RB (Miami): time for the Dolphins to get the ground game going and Brown is the man to start them up. The Dolphins will be playing against the walking wounded in Green Bay and look for them to pound the front seven that is missing too many key pieces to slow them. Ronnie Brown is way too talented to keep playing so mediocre. Look for the Wildcat to be set loose this week.

Hakeem Nicks WR (New York): all he did was catch TDs early on this season, now he is becoming a dominant force in the Giants air attack. Nicks is slowly becoming the number 1 WR in this offense and has a great matchup in the Lions this week.

Mike Wallace WR (Pittsburgh): I know the rapist is making his first start of the season. I know he may be rusty from the start, but hear me out. Big Ben will provide the big arm Wallace needs to showcase his abilities. Wallace is a burner, and has shown this with Charlie Batch at QB. Charlie Batch!

Antonio Gates TE (San Diego): this is my lazy pick. I think I can place him here any week and look good. I am gonna put him here until he has a bye week. I may even then still keep him here during that week. Gates is gonna continue his dominance at this position. Look at all the skill positions in the NFL; TE is the only one where the number 1 player is that much better than all his counterparts. There is no 1a to Gates, he stands alone.

BUSTs:

Brett Favre QB (Minnesota): he’s complaining about his elbow, he can’t keep it in his pants and the Vikings are falling apart. Keep him off your team right now. The Cowboys are more hungry and have looked better (not saying much) than the Vikings this year as these 2 teams have been the biggest disappointments of the seasons.

Peyton Hillis RB (Cleveland): I love the Beast as much as anyone, but this is the week for him to sit. He is going up against one of the best D’s in all of the land and has no QB this week. I saw an earlier report that Josh Cribbs may take plenty of snaps at QB this week. I wish that was a joke, but is an actual true statement. Hillis is a very good player, but has a terrible matchup. Sit him this week, but only this week.

Michael Bush RB (Oakland): not only is this a bad matchup against a pretty good run D in SF, but McFadden may be back so he will see his carries fall off as well. Bush is a good player, but not a good fantasy player when he is splitting carries. Keep Bush out of the lineup this week, or try to trade him for some value now while he is a hot player.

Dwayne Bowe WR (Kansas City): how can someone so talented look so terrible at times? He dropped 2 key passes last week that would have won the game for KC in Indy last week and has lost the trust of his team at this point. Bowe is so talented that this is such a frustrating situation for not only his team, but also for all of his fantasy owners.

WELCOME BACK MOSS!

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

The Rev. Randy Moss was shipped out of New England today for a 3rd round pick. Rumor is he crossed paths with the tyrant, Bill Belichick, one too many times and was sent packing. This has huge implications for Tom Brady and Wes Welker’s fantasy value. Without the presence of a Stud #1 WR like Moss it will make it tough for them to produce like normal. On the flip side, this is best news Minnesota Vikings players have heard since they set up that Love Boat Party. Brett Favre and Adrian Peterson should see the most impact in their fantasy value by this move. I’m not doubting Belichick on this move, since he’s obviously won with less. When asked about the move, Bill responded “KISS THE RINGS BIT#$ES”

Waiver Wire Warriors

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

 

Peyton Hillis RB (Cleveland): looks like the Great White Hope is gonna maintain his starting job for the Browns. Peyton had over 140 yards against a pretty stout Ravens’ D. The offensive line is very underrated group and might be one of the best in the NFL. Grab this man while you still can.

BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB (New England): I told you about him last week. I told you to grab him. Now you may not be able to pick this man up. He looked very sharp in running the ball last week, and look for him to continue to grab the majority of the carries.

Dexter McCluster RB/WR (Kansas City): This pint sized rookie has taken the league by storm and has not allowed for Mr. Best to run away with the Rookie of the Year Award. He has value in all format leagues, especially ones with return yards and TD’s value.

Jabar Gaffney WR (Denver): you might want to get your hands on him or either Brandon Lloyd as this team is starting to develop a very good passing attack. What was lost in the breath taking performance from Kyle Orton and the Lloyd show was the fact that Gaffney had 12 catches for 140 yards. Start to believe the hype in this passing attack, especially since they will more than likely be playing down most of the time. Gaffney is the most polished WR of the bunch in Denver.

Kenneth Darby RB (St. Louis): He is the only back in St. Louis now that Jackson may be out. I am not saying this back will produce like Steven Jackson in this offense, but he is still a back who will not split carries in the backfield, which is very rare.

Lance Moore WR (New Orleans): could he really be back to his old form? Is he worth picking up? Ok, so I am not gonna say that you should sell your farm to get this man, but if you have the roster flexibility make the move. He is a WR in one of the higher potent offense and that alone should hold some value.

Chad Henne QB (Miami): against one of the best D’s in the league, I know Revis wasn’t there but never the less, Henne put up his biggest day as a pro. And it looks like him and Marshall are forming a quick bond in the air attack down in Miami. We all know they are a run heavy team, but that doesn’t mean they won’t pass. They also have some underrated weapons in Bess and Hartline

Roy Williams WR (Dallas): ok, looks like he may finally showed up!  Dez Bryant is nursing sore ribs right now, and word is one of them is cracked. I would expect for Williams’ role to continue to stay the same until we see Dez take off and tell Roy Toy to carry his equipment.

Hump Day Remedy: Miss Butterface 2010

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Jet night club in Las Vegas has taken a Howard Stern idea and run with it by hosting a Miss Butterface Contest.  We all know these girls… these are the chicks that wear those huge sunglasses and look like a dime piece, but as soon as the shades come off they look like Prince and a rat had a love child.  Congrats MISS BUTTERFACE 2010 Tamara Marie from Scottdale, who took home 5k to hopefully go fix her face or buy some more paper bags

 

Week 3 Fantasy STUDS and DUDS

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Philip Rivers QB (San Diego): so, he lost the game, but who cares?  He set the record for most passing yards in a Chargers’ uniform. Rivers threw for 2 scores, a 2 point conversion and 455 yards! He had 2 picks, but really when you toss that many yards out there who really cares…… at least in the fantasy realm.

Michael Vick QB (Philly): well, I think it’s safe to he’s back. He had his third highest passing day in his career with 291 yards. Toss in 4 scores and you have yourself a stud. He has let the dogs out (oh yeah, I went there).

Chris Johnson RB (Tennessee): he has finally broken out with a big performance and one that was expected. He was bottled up for most of the day until the 4th quarter started. He finished with 120 and 2 touches.

Adrian Peterson RB (Minnesota):  AP cashed in for 160 and 2 touches, plus chipping in 30 yards in the air. AP looked like the beast as advertised before the season started.

DeSean Jackson WR (Philly):  had himself 153 in the air with a 61 yard score. He has made big plays all year so far, and I don’t see him slowing down.

Duds:

Carson Palmer QB (Cincy): has a player ever taken such a step back at such a young age? This guy has looked terrible since his week 1 performance. He did his part to almost cost his team the week 3 game against a Carolina team that is all but done. He had himself a human like 195 in the air with two picks. I think it might be time to bench him.

DeAngelo Williams RB (Carolina): Williams has been terrible so far this season. His week 3 performance was not any better. He only had 64 yards. That is all, no receiving yards. No TD’s, just 64 yards. That is terrible.

Shonn Greene RB (New York): did somebody kidnap the man who busted on the scene during the Jets improbable playoff run last season? He has been badly out played by LT, the guy brought in to just spell him every so often during the game. He chipped in this week with only 36 yards! That is not a misprint.

Michael Crabtree WR (San Francisco): he only had 3 grabs for 37 yards in what might have been the game that costs Coach Singletary his job.

Giants (as a whole): this team imploded on Sunday. They were terrible every which way you can be. From Eli throwing lefty underhanded passes, to the tackles playing dirty and costing them yards. This is as ugly of a performance you can have. Let the Bill Cowher countdown begin…